Whoosh. Eurovision. Jet Lag.
May 28, 2008 at 7:20 pm (Uncategorized)
Had a couple nights off in my last week in Ireland and England and was persuaded by friends to watch the Eurovision song contest finals - things that might make the Yanks go “What?!”. The two attempts I’ve made (though they were jet-lagged, barroom attempts) to explain to my NY friends what ‘Eurovision’ is (or what it’s become), have been met first with indifference “Jess is exhausted and making no sense, just pretend you don’t hear her” and then disbelief “Ok, a turkey?!” Please, if you’re reading this and you’re American, google it. I obviously can’t do it justice with words-I’ve tried, but I end up in stitches. And my attempt to provide a frame of reference - the Father Ted episode where they enter a song called “My Lovely Horse” about taking their horse to the “Horse dentist” (rhymes with “fences”), was equally unsuccessful. **Father Ted was an Irish sitcom about dysfunctional priests. Hilarious. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ATQdUK1gS4 ***The Irish entry for Eurovision 2008 was sung by Dustin the Turkey, co-host of The Once A Week Show with Sinéad Ní Churnáin on Saturday mornings on RTÉ Two television.
Needless to say I’m running into a bit of culture shock back here in Brooklyn, down the block from the bodegas missing letters in their signs, laundry by the pound, men with spliffs midday, and, disjointedly, a posh new ice cream shop which charges $5 a cone and seems populated by white people with strollers. Gentrification. I’m walking down the street thinking the guy who’s lived here 10 years just sees another white face.
Got on the subway yesterday and was mortified by the fact I had an ache in my foot and still had to angle and fight for a seat. It just feels different here. And harder for me to feel at home. It’s not that some of the same issues aren’t present everywhere, of course. But in some places people seem to take care of each other by default. Then again, had a lovely chat over samba with the bartender at the local last night, and am surrounded by actor musician poet geniuses whom are all so brilliant, if crazed by the hustle, and was invited today to go to something called ‘Inspa’ in Queens which is some kind of mega Korean spa where they charge $30 for the day and you can wander around into 7 different kinds of whirlpools. Give and take.
The tour was so brilliant. I feel so lucky to get to play for the Irish and UK fans. Played a gorgeous one in a million festival on tiny Inish Bofin (population 200 - people ferry over for the fest). Hothouse Flowers and myself. Packed community center/gymnasium properly decked out for the gig. I was so happy to get to the island and see the green, I lay down on the grass (see below).
Still blows my mind every time people show up - why? When I get myself out of the equation, it makes more sense. We’re human, we congregate. The more human I become, the more people listen. Human meaning with heart.
Pretty soon I’m off to Austin!
Pending some further Irish summer dates, I’ll be rolling with my one suitcase - (getting better at doing laundry vs. carrying extra) and the Tall Blonde- til the movers’ truck catches up with me…
Finally learned how to enter frequent flyer miles.
Wrote a song yesterday which ripped the guts out of me. I had to go take a walk in the park to lose myself a bit. Think that means it’s good. Some of us like having our guts ripped out cause it reminds us we’re alive.

